Welcome, young Shadow Weavers to the most esteemed Shadow Puppet Theory Apprenticeships! Our guild of masters has been perfecting the art of manipulating darkness and light for generations. We'll teach you the secrets of:
"The key to mastering Shadow Puppet Theory is not just about mastering the shadows, but about mastering the human heart. Learn to dance with the light, and the darkness will do your bidding." - Master Weaver Blackwood
If you're ready to take the leap into the unknown, fill out the form below to apply for our prestigious apprenticeships:
Note: Please be prepared for a series of challenging trials, grueling sessions of mental and physical exertion, and an eventual transformation into a master weaver of shadows. Or, you know, just a bunch of weird stuff that will probably drive you insane.